Lost girls update Facebook

9 09 2009

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So imagine you went for a spot of urban exploration and found yourself lost in the stormwater drains. What do you do?
Do you: call triple-0 on your phone to contact the emergency services or do you update your Facebook status to say you’re trapped in some drains?

Well two girl 10 and 12 from Adelaide were in the exact same predicament after a foray into the Adelaide stormwater drain system, and which choice did they choose?
Update their Facebook status to being lost of course. What modern teen would be so un-hip to call the emergency services with their web enabled phones?

According Glenn Benham from the Metropolitan Fire Service (MFS):

“If they were able to access Facebook from their mobile phones, they could have called 000, so the point being they could have called us directly and we could have got there quicker than relying on someone being online and replying to them and eventually having to call us via 000 anyway.” he said.

Obviously the emergency services were concerned that posting online about your predicament, instead of calling  would delay a rescue effort, and that the girls were lucky that a friend was online to notice that the girls were trapped and called 000.

Now this particular incident reminds me of a particular episode of The IT Crowd.

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Trap TV

3 06 2009

Staying up late to work on a Database design project I stumbled upon this when my Sankaku Complex Rss bookmark updated.
From the land of the rising sun something that trumps even the likes of Queer Eye for the Straight guy – I present to you Cross Dressing Paradise.
A game show where young lads are transformed into alluring young women.
Unsurprisingly the audience was full of young high teenage girls.

I’ll have to say the makeup artists are amazing in their field you can almost mistake some of theses guys for girls if it was a just a glance.
Bricks were shat.





You Don’t Mess With a Man’s Dog

25 04 2009

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A man resident of the town of Orsha, Belarus murdered a couple for apparently ‘humilliating’ his dog.

The scuffle broke out when a drunken couple stumbled upon the man and started to tease his dog.
The man also drunk was apparently pushed over the edge by the couple teasing his dog, he felt the need to punish theses two heathens by bludgeoning both of them to death with a log.

After he was later arrested and charged with two counts of murder, it was also apparent that the man had previous convictions.

He stated that he killed the couple out “love for his canine friend”.

Sourced From Sankaku Complex
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Man Bites Off His Penis

23 04 2009

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A man aged 26 a resident of Brooklyn, New York was found by police bleeding profusely behind a building.

Apparently he had bitten off the tip of his penis, he is now recovering in hospital.
The police have no idea as to why the man bit off his penis but have come to the conclusion that it would not have been the work of a sane mind.

The man had previously been accused of violating a 13-year-old-girl, and was sentenced for two months on misdemeanour charges.

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In Soviet Russia, women rape YOU!

16 04 2009

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A man attempts to rob a hair salon only to be subdued and raped for three days before his captor released him.

When he stormed into the hair salon brandishing his shotgun and demanding money, there was two staff on hand and a client in-store.
It just so happened that one of said staff was training in the arts of Judo and Taekwondo, she proceeded to beat the man into submission; after tying him up with hairdryer cord she disposed of him in the basement.

She assured everyone that she would summon police to deal with the would be criminal, this was not to happen.
When the others have left, she did not summon police instead she forced the felon to strip, and proceeded to force him to consume copious amounts of Viagra.

She kept her hapless victim chained and repeatly raped him for a period of three days, after which she released him either she was bored of him or she had broken his manhood.
The man later reported this incident to the police, only to have her claim that he had attempted to rob her.

Of course she denies all alogations against her stating:

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release.”

Both are to face charges.

This case does bring up the old Russian Reversals.

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Loli Betroth to 47 Year Old Man

14 04 2009

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A Saudi Arabian judge has recently ruled that the union of an 8 year old girl to a 47 year old man was legal and legitimate.
Apparently the 8  year old girl’s father had sold betrothed her to this man to clear him off all his financial debt, her mother upon hearing of this objected to this idea and put forward her case so that the union could be annulled.

Alas this was to bear no fruit, when the case when before Shiek Habib Al-Habib he stated that since Islamic law governs many of the country’s domestic affairs the union was perfectly legitimate and legal.
The girl’s embattled mother shocked at Al-Habib’s ruling, petitioned a appeals court to have the verdict overturned although her case was originally rejected, the case eventually was passed but was given to Shiek Habib Al-Habib; who simply reaffirmed his position.

Shiek Habib Al-Habib did however manage to have the 47 year old man promise that he is not to have sex with the young girl until she reached puberty; Al-Habib stated that the girl upon reaching puberty can file for a divorce, unfortunately at such an age to request a divorce would give the impression that she’s second hand goods for any potential suitors.

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Couple Caught Having High-Speed Sex

14 04 2009

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A young  Norwegian couple was caught having sex in a car whilst it was traveling at a blistering 133 km/h in a 100 zone on E18 highway, some 40km west of Oslo.
The police gave chase for about a kilometer, before pulling the couple over at a service station.
According to police the car was swerving from side to side, because the woman was on the man’s lap having sex while him while he drove.
Police still do not understand why he would want to have sex while driving on a highway.

The culprit is to face a fine of several thousand Norwegian Crowns and a driving ban.

Of course isn’t the first time someone was caught pleasuring themselves while driving.

Sourced from News.com.au

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